Talents I've Secretly Wished I Could Cultivate

1. Making realistic Star Wars / Torpedo sound effects

2. Raising only my right eyebrow (the left eyebrow is very flexible)

3. Hula hooping (am pathetic)

4. The Snot Rocket

Thankfully, Mark Remy posted this little gem on Runner's World recently.  Please donate to the Snot Rocket Foundation so that runners like me might breathe.  Also, you might want to think twice about joining me on a run for the next couple weeks or so while I practice.